Not enough posts in this section. So I'm going to be real serious and mature and give some of my recommendations.
Toddlers and Tiaras: The best (°ω°) show to grace the planet. The struggles these beautiful little girls put themselves through all to win the coveted 1st place. I could never compete with such beauty, such elegance, such flair, such poise, such perfection that those starlets do. I tip my hat off to them.
Cake Boss: Who wants to know about the inner and most private lives of the cake baker so great his cakes an art form? I sure do. I want to know all about him and his family. How many kids he has. What their blood types are. I want it all. Cake Boss provides me with all the basic human needs.
My Strange Addiction: We all have something weird about us. And some people take it to a whole other level. I'm just bursting at the seems to know more about these weirdos. I need to have someone to compare myself to. I need some people so weird that they are barely even humans to make me feel better about my numerous insecurities.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: The famous star of Toddlers and Tiaras gets her own spinoff show to take us deeper into the lives of our idols, right where we need to be. I want to know all about Honey Boo Boo and her pet pig Glitzy's adventures. The episode where she gave away Glitzy broke my heart, brought tears to my eyes. A must watch.
That's all I have for now. All of these can be found on TLC, the best channel for all of your television needs.